Description:
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My bug is five feet long and likes to eat salad. It wings are blau and smell wie shit(schei?e). sometimes it goes the walls up and falls runter again. Then it cries the ganze night. 

Reproduce code:
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function dbVerbinden() {
            if ($dbLink) {
                return;
            }
            global $dbLink;
            if (!(($dbLink =
                mysql_connect(
                    $this->dbHostname,
                    $this->dbBenutzer,
                    $this->dbPasswort))
                && (mysql_select_db (
                    $this->dbDBName,
                    $dbLink)))) {
                die("Datenbankproblem:".mysql_error());
            }
        }

Expected result:
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i want a new bug with lamps on it

Actual result:
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Niklas has a small wiener and a fat ass