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Bug #31605 i have a bug, which goes onto my nerves
Submitted: 2005-01-19 10:59 UTC Modified: 2005-01-19 11:45 UTC
From: frank dot mustermann at bugreporterdeluxe2000 dot h Assigned:
Status: Not a bug Package: Output Control
PHP Version: Irrelevant OS: nintendo
Private report: No CVE-ID: None
 [2005-01-19 10:59 UTC] frank dot mustermann at bugreporterdeluxe2000 dot h
Description:
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My bug is five feet long and likes to eat salad. It wings are blau and smell wie shit(schei?e). sometimes it goes the walls up and falls runter again. Then it cries the ganze night. 

Reproduce code:
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function dbVerbinden() {
            if ($dbLink) {
                return;
            }
            global $dbLink;
            if (!(($dbLink =
                mysql_connect(
                    $this->dbHostname,
                    $this->dbBenutzer,
                    $this->dbPasswort))
                && (mysql_select_db (
                    $this->dbDBName,
                    $dbLink)))) {
                die("Datenbankproblem:".mysql_error());
            }
        }

Expected result:
----------------
i want a new bug with lamps on it

Actual result:
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Niklas has a small wiener and a fat ass

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 [2005-01-19 11:12 UTC] johannes@php.net
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 [2005-01-19 11:45 UTC] derick@php.net
hau ab mit der scheisse! We have better things to do.
 
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