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Got lazy developers that can't understand that any call to date, time, strftime and so on without a timestamp as parameter would always mean extra system calls.

So, they get fun adding shitty code like :
$caching_time = mktime(1,0,0,date("m"),date("d")+1,date("Y"))- time();

Cool, 4 syscalls in one expression.

As I can't make them think about my dear servers (they always say something like "add more servers"), I'd like a way in PHP configuration to bypass all calls to time() and timestamp-less calls to be replaced by $_SERVER['REQUEST_TIME']

I understand the correct solution would be to correct their code but I'm sure lots of sysadmins would like this.