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Bug #34434 It would be good to be able to tier asp and php in twined lattices with embeded
Submitted: 2005-09-08 21:15 UTC Modified: 2005-09-08 21:29 UTC
From: oethereal at projectalpha dot com dot au Assigned:
Status: Not a bug Package: *General Issues
PHP Version: 5.0.5 OS: Windows 2xxx
Private report: No CVE-ID: None
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 [2005-09-08 21:15 UTC] oethereal at projectalpha dot com dot au
Description:
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Yeah well I have sucessful had php running with my websites on the current offline technology bag, i was going to rewrite a few .NET programs seeming there where no bugs in the compiler, i still like how in visual studio 6.0 vb and c++ and another shared the same linker. Now in more way than one perhaps bill gates [have you seen tom green swim to microsoft the island]. yeah with MSSQL, MySQL, MaxDB, php 5.0.1, iis, in a dual nano-cronolab xeon equivilant (I imagine turning a nanoprocessor into a teddy bear and opening the case*).

Anyway, this is would be great to have tiered php and asp, either way, seems the without option is better, lattices interwinded with arrays and permutation in levels of languages. 

* Martie Bear - Travelling Bear Circus (INCA Said, ohh way]

Reproduce code:
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?Unknown code level: attempted but unsucessful.
?Construct: Multispacial vectoring, layered security.
?Languages: [php, asp], asp.net, php.net?, vb, c#
?Process:  35% less loading
?Compatablities: win2xxx, winXP, IIS, Apaci. - Current day
?Compilation Time: ????? Your worklab
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Expected result:
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Yeah that total whos talking the wok now effect, hmmm.. yes well le what do you do when they are all in full love word, and there are other that still want war on a quiet planet in a galaxy far far away... hmm the AAUS-G Robbin le.


Actual result:
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I don't know microsoft hiring you or something later php ?thereal

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 [2005-09-08 21:29 UTC] derick@php.net
WTF was this about...
 
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