I really hate PHP. You guys have been successful in making my life misserable. The thing is, from the administration point of view, coping with PHP upgrades has been everything but an easy task. A required upgrade of Apache+PHP caused a disaster in almost all the sites in my web server. I'm migrating the more I can to perl based applications.

To the point:
I've had this many times:
Fatal error: Failed opening required 'whateverthefile.php' (include_path='.:/php/lib/path').
On the other hand, please, would it be possible that You could "improve" your thing without surprises like "now globals variables are handled differently from version 4.X.(who cares) on".

PS: All the comments in the knowledge base seem to come from  people who think that computing=windows.
You are a disgrace! We don't need more programming languages!