PHP must include greater support for adoption in the enterprise sphere. The current market for web based developments of B2B application frameworks and dynamic business intranet tools requires solutions featuring several key concepts unavailable in PHP's most recent implementation. PHP cannot acquire a greater acceptance in today's shifting climate of corporate thrift by adapting to the needs of the post-dotcom business model. Failure to do so is on *many* levels unacceptable and must be remedied; inaction can only -- and therefore will -- inevitably result in a decline of the overall acceptance of PHP's toolset.